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Saturday, April 23, 2005


Wow!!! In one of the most incredible comebacks in Papal history, the Fonz pulled away with late voting to topple favorites Samuel L and Oprah.

The Vatican released white smoke (which means the Fonz, Kristine, and Kathy were inside), and the bells rang. The crowd gathered as the Fonz was introduced as the new leader of the Catholic church, Pope Sophie I.

Congratulations Fonz!!!

posted by Shaun at 5:17 PM
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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This is the moment you've been waiting for.....me to stop this seemingly endless series of Pope Idol posts!! Thats right, the painfully monotonous competition is nearing its end. In just a moment, the choice will be yours, world. First, lets go to our judges for their final opinions.

Teresa, of the remaining six contestants, who do you think should be wearing the funny hat?

Oh, Shaun....really, it should be you up there. You sacrifice computer time to your Bestest Girlfriend for her blogging needs. You replace toilet paper when needed. And don't get me started on your grilled cheese sandwiches....

Teresa, sweetie.....thanks, but this thing realllllly needs to ends now. The Flickr account is filled with weird photos of Samuel Jackson and Martha Stewart instead of my own children!! Now, of the REMAINING SIX, who should win?

I love them all. At this stage, they are all winner's on God's eyes (Jesus rolls his eyes and runs his fingers through his hair in frustration). I love you all.

OK, whatever, Teresa. Rev. Jesse, can you make a solid decision?

Yo, Shaun. I thought you forgot about me, dawg. On the occasion I've had to consider the religious ramifications of each of our potential pontiffs, I've determined that a strong black man in the robe would unite the world. So my vote would be for Poprah. She started off shaky, but those boobs are tha bommmmmmmb, dude!!

Yeahhhh.......all righty. Jesus?

Shaun, I think these two are nuts. (Crowd boos and Teresa elbows Jesus in the arm) If I'm being honest with you, and I AM Jesus, none of these contestants are nearly as qualified as Pope JP Deuce, our last winner. When he won in '78, he finished strong with an amazing acapella version of Rapper's Delight. And THAT was after beating Ricardo Montalban in the dune buggy race and topping Cheryl Ladd in the roller-skating limbo contest. JP2 was a real Pope, and I'm not sure that these contestants measure up. (Crowd boos again). If I had to vote, I guess I'd have to go with Samuel L.

OK, world. You've seen the contestants. You've made your comments. Now, vote!! I believe you can only vote once per computer, so you'll have to be creative if you want to vote mulitple times. Feel free to comment along with your vote, if you'd like. I'll total the votes in the next couple of days and announce the winner. Then I'll get back to posting about regular boring stuff instead of made-up boring stuff. So vote, and remember these are NOT 800 numbers....they're actually not numbers at all.
Shaun ouuttttttttttttttt.


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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Welcome back to the Pope Idol Finals. We've just welcomed back the Fonz and completed our swimsuit competition. Now for the formal Popewear..............
World, your contestants...........
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ok, everyone.......the polls will be open soon(Next post, actually). Take a final look at your favorites. Shaun ouuuuuttttttttttttt.

posted by Shaun at 8:43 PM
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Monday, April 18, 2005

Oh, for the LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!

OK. OK. OK. The Vatican is buckling under the enormous groundswell of support for The Fonz. After conferring with Jesus, Mother Teresa, and Rev. Jesse, we are proud to announce the resurrection of the Fonz in Pope Idol. If that weren't enough, the Fonz actually sent in her own bathing suit photo to catch up with the other contestant. Welcome, back Fonz. Pope-a-mundo!!

posted by Shaun at 12:37 PM
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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Welcome back World.....here we are, the Finals of Pope Idol The Finals will be a two-part competition, the swimsuit competition and the Pope Robe competition. Then the decision will be YOURS for the next Pope!!! I'm sure you're all ready for the hot swimsuit action, so awayyyyyyy we go.

Homer is wearing a whiti bikini-style swimsuit from Springfield YMCA.

Madonna is frolicking in a black one-strap suit from CatholicBikinis.com

Samuel L is wearing, well, just black shorts. Lets face it, you're voting for the abs if you vote for Sam.

Oprah is wearing......looks like a minimal suit from the Harpo Collection.

And finally, Bono. Whoa, I was expecting Bono to be in better shape with all the touring and such. OK, well, Bono is sporting a handsome pair of tight black shorts with a faded tank top. The matching blue flip-flops and glasses complete the ensemble.

Now remember, please don't vote until after Part Two, the Pope Robe competition. So until then, Shaun oouuuuuttttt!!!!

posted by Shaun at 9:44 PM
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