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Thursday, March 31, 2005


Whooaaaa.......CRAZY shit happening to one of my favorite shows. Within a day of each other, two AI heartthrobs (lol) may be getting the boot for past crimes.

First, the White Ruben has a past domestic violence arrest hit the press. Then, despite Cat's appeals to the Supreme Court, I Can't Believe Its Not Butter toothed Constantine has his Greek-God name tarnished by an arrest from only a year ago (fight with an angry fan, they must not have liked hardcore Partridge Family songs).

Crazy, crazy shit. Next we'll find out that Trach Boy's scar is really from a knife fight with Carrie from when they were both getting intiated into the Bloods in Compton.

posted by Shaun at 9:22 PM
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Make Your Own Constantine


, originally uploaded by slowchildrenatplay.

1 part Gary Sinise (unshaven)
1 part Chris Kattan (creepy version)
1 part Jaclyn Smith (hair conditioned)
1 part yellow-beige toothpaste
0 parts talent
Blend well, add scarf if desired

Sorry Cat, but this guy's just plain creepy now. I've never wanted to brush and floss a TV screen before. With every hair-tuck, head-down-with-the-puppy-dog-eyes-look, and smoker's smile, I go a little more angry. The lame songs don't help. Isn't he supposed to be a rocker??

Uggghh....anyone know how to get Crest off of a TV screen?

posted by Shaun at 9:41 PM
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Monday, March 28, 2005


, originally uploaded by slowchildrenatplay.

Whewwwwww......that was interesting.

After seven hours of "How much farther?"'s, we finally got to Disneyland. Our van looked like a snow globe that had the fake snow replaced by cheeze-its, video cables, and Polly Pocket dolls.

Three days of Disneyland were basically this:

-Wake up, spend 45 minutes trying to find socks.

-Jockeying for position to make the first motel shuttle to Disneyland.

-Lining up for rides, trying to convince the freaked-out Shea that the rides wouldn't kill her.

-Saying "NO" to every question

-Me doing Goofy or Mickey voices

Now repeat that for three straight days. It was AWESOME!!! We had a great time, blog fodder for awhile. Now I must sleep.

posted by Shaun at 3:41 PM
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