Saturday, February 19, 2005
OK, so as part of my plea bargain with the District Attorney's office, I need to post an educational blog entry.
Friday, February 18, 2005
You try to make a fraulein feel better by killing off der healthy neighbors in the cul-de-sac, and you get grief for it. I get called Nurse Hitler!! VERDAMMT!!!!
Thursday, February 17, 2005
My poor honey.
My poor honey.
Monday, February 14, 2005
I love this kid. Its hard to believe the little guy who I used to watch Disney Sing-Along videos with is 14. Its amazing to me to see him become a young man. Sometimes I wonder which one of us is helping and teaching the other. And the kid's sense of humor might be deadly between my dad's genes, me raising him, and Kristine's fine tuning. If they have a Humor Olympics, my money's on this kid for 2008. He's already smarter that me, is just about taller than me (jokes on the difficulty level of either of those two accomplishments are expected), and really could be or do anything. He hasn't realized how uncool it is to hang out with me yet, so I'm milking this time while I can. Its not his birthday, and he didn't do anything abnormally funny or weird. Just wanted to post this during commercials of the show we're watching together while he's supposed to be in bed. Like I said, already smarter than me.
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Thank you for having such a wonderful daughter!! Watching her with you and Kathy, its so clear why she is who she is, from being goofy to cuddly to being the most loving and caring person I've ever known. If she's going to turn out like you, I definitely have some fun, love, and laughing in my future. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, and thanks for the greatest gift of them all.
I wrote and wrote and finally deleted the whole thing. I really don't want to write anything funny or elaborate here.
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