Thursday, February 03, 2005
February 14th...Its the day the CEO of Hallmark french kisses strangers in the hallway. Jewelry store owners take a break between marking up all their prices to browse a Mercedes Benz catalog(add another 10% to the tennis bracelets, the Bose sound system is a must). Florists offer guaranteed delivery on Valentine's Day for a small charge(ahem...why does this contract mention my soul?).
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Just brainstorming because I'm blog-fodderless for the evening, picked a few random and odd things about this crazy woman I love. Had to limit the items because I'm tired and, frankly, I would probably need to open an entire gallery for this.
Monday, January 31, 2005
He pounds away at the keyboard, unaware that it is walking down the hallway, slowly approaching him. The feet in the fuzzy mismatched socks slide past a backpack, a stray shoe, and a small trail of dead ants( hat have been left on the tile in a Raid lacquer as an example to those ants who dare to follow). The camera slowly pans up the cozy comfy pajama bottoms and fuzzy pink robe to show a flurry of blonde hair. IT IS ALIVE. Flashes of Starbucks coffee cups, Marlboro Lights, then the screen fades to black as the sound of the computer desk chair squeaks as the typing eerily ends. IT has been awakened from its slumber and it will not rest until it has blogged.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
This damn question was created in a secret women's convention somewhere deep in the Alps circa 1945 in an effort to fluster Earth's male population.
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