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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Sophomore Slump


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Captain's Blog:
Day 2, and now I have even less than the nothing I had a mere 24 hours ago. Between work, kids, and the NBA on TNT, there wasn't much eventful blog material other than taking a stray bouncy ball off the forehead. I wonder if people purposely do or say weird things throughout their days just to have blog fodder (that sounds like a communicable disease).

One odd thing that I'm continually monitoring is the small, half-inch circle of skin on my right cheek, just outside of the goatee border, that will NOT grow hair. Its weird, like a small facial crop circle. Bad enough the aliens are ruining fertile farmland, but my right cheek? They've gone too far. Nasal probing can't far behind.

Tonight's post sucked, sorry. It was like the one lame show every 80's/90's sitcom felt compelled to mix into its otherwise comedy-filled season. And now stay tuned for a very special "Blossom".........

posted by Shaun at 11:02 PM
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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

The First Post

I might have a touch of mental deficiency. I plan on posting only weird, meaningless crap here. There will be inside jokes that nobody else gets. There will be quotes from movies that no one else knows. There might be a hint of dsylxeia. I very well could make up statistics to support my view on things(actually 47.3% of my statistics are made up on the spot). Don't expect deep insight or thought provoking comments on today's biggest issues. Very few things will be wrapped up in a nice little bow. I'll start writing about one thing and end up when I was five I fell down the escalator at Sears. I type slowly, and most of the bigger events in my life are covered in my psychiatrist's blog, so you get this- the doggy bag of random things that have jusssssst enough interest to not throw away. God, I feel like Doogie Howser right now....So Vinnie and I became "special" friends and I saved a girl from a snake bite today. Good night.


posted by Shaun at 6:15 PM
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