Slow Children At Play

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Welcome to SCAPTV. Reality shows are everywhere, but I'm tapping into a whole new market, the domestically challenged. I know, SOOOO politically incorrect. But my shows help the homeless, so as long as they're on the street, I'm gonna exploit them!! You've already been introduced to Pimp My Cart, now for the rest of my line-up:

We take two homeless people, and let them trade cardboard boxes for an afternoon of design and decorating hijinx. Tempers flare when cans get stolen and urination occurs. Weekdays at 3pm

10 bums, one intersection island. Contestants compete to remain on the island and to win the grand prize of a two-story refrigerator box and $25 gift certificate to ABC Liquor.

When a homeless person leaves his alley, we step in and hook them up with a newly designed box and alleyway garden.

OK, if my ticket to hell wasn't already printed before this ........

posted by Shaun at 10:43 PM
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9 Comments:

Tina commented at 11:09 PM~: You need to add a What not to wear or a how do I look kind of show. you know for the fashionable homeless women.
Pissy Britches commented at 6:43 AM~: Oh helll...you are so going to burn.
Too damn funny.
Shaun commented at 10:42 AM~: Yes Tina, maybe a "What Not To Wear From Other People's Trash"??
kimmyk commented at 10:55 AM~: and maybe church it up with a cooking episode.
Cat commented at 12:54 PM~: Hey! Let me pitch an idea at you: The Adulterer. You take one married man, and let him loose with a mixed group of women, you know, single, married, committed, you name it! Whoever he chooses gets to embark on a tawdry affair with him on national television!

Imagine it! Oh, and the sparks will fly when the wife takes The Adulterer to divorce court, presided over by the honorable Jerry Falwell, and we the viewers will be there to vote on alimony, child support, child custody, and the splitting of assets!

Good times! Whaddaya think? Is there room in your lineup?
SATAN commented at 5:40 PM~: This is brilliant. I see an Emmy in your future. And warmth. Lots and lots of warmth.
mrtl commented at 9:44 PM~: What? No game shows? "What's My Sign"? "Cart o' Plenty"?

You're a riot, Shaun, and I'm pissed at you for making me laugh. Bug is stirring now.
little sister commented at 1:21 PM~: Too too much! We're all going to fry for enjoying this.
Whyme commented at 9:07 PM~: HILARIOUS!!!

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