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Thursday, April 07, 2005


Welcome back. Yesterday we met our men.....now, it's Ladies Night! Lets meet our lovely female finalists.....they are:

Oprah!!!

The Fonz!!!

whoa, wait a minute (music stops)....The Fonz, Kristine's mom? What, seriously? What the fu...whoa, is that a .357? Ummmmmm.....

The Fonz!!!

Martha!!!

J-Lo!!!

Madonna!!!



What an amazing line-up of ladies!! Lets go back to our judges for their comments.

Rev.Jesse: Yo, dude..I'm so proud that these fantastically fabulous finalists of the fairer sex are here!!! The men are aight, but the women are dopem dawg.

Teresa: Awwww, you know I love you all. I knew a woman would be Pope someday, and you lovely ladies fill me with hope. God Bless you!! (stands up and claps with her fingers pointing outward)

Jesus: I think Jesse and Teresa are dipping into the 'holy' water. I'd have better luck finding a female finalist on any street corner in Rome (crowd boos, Jesus waves his hand and locusts invade the room).

OK, Jeeeeeeeesus, OK (swatting bugs)!! Ladies and gentlemen, this IS your top ten. Good luck!!!!!

Shaun ouuuuuuuuut!!!!

posted by Shaun at 8:59 PM
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6 Comments:

Blogger dashababy commented at 9:02 PM~  

hahahahaaa, the swarm of locusts was a nice topper. you are seriously crazed shaun.

Anonymous mrtl commented at 9:22 PM~  

No Paris? Damn you! Had to go with ol' Miss Large Ass. I see how you are. You man!

Are you considering the animals? Please? Jesus loves the animals, you know. I'm sure he even loves Fritz.

Blogger The Fonz commented at 10:06 PM~  

OMG!
I'm Speachless...
Watch out floor here I come, falling out of my chair with tears in my eyes laughting My ASS off I think i broke a gut.thank you I needed that. Now only if i can get up. You are one funny man, "Gotta Love Ya"...

Blogger Cat commented at 3:48 AM~  

Did I mention you are going to hell? Yes? Mm-kay, moving on...

Dude. My favorite is Mother Teresa giving a gratuitous standing O, and your "stands up and claps with her fingers pointing outward" description. Your genius is in the details, my friend! Keep it up!

Blogger KC commented at 5:10 AM~  

Oh my God.....you didn't REALLY make The Fonz a finalist, did you?? And here I was all set to vote for Madonna (because the pope should be a Catholic covert to Judaism....let's shake up that Vatican)....but now there's The Fonz????

Ah Mi Dios....

Blogger little sister commented at 9:33 AM~  

Is it possible to have co-Popes? I mean, The Fonz and Bono together like that are the shiznit!

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