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Sunday, April 17, 2005



Welcome back World.....here we are, the Finals of Pope Idol The Finals will be a two-part competition, the swimsuit competition and the Pope Robe competition. Then the decision will be YOURS for the next Pope!!! I'm sure you're all ready for the hot swimsuit action, so awayyyyyyy we go.

Homer is wearing a whiti bikini-style swimsuit from Springfield YMCA.



Madonna is frolicking in a black one-strap suit from CatholicBikinis.com



Samuel L is wearing, well, just black shorts. Lets face it, you're voting for the abs if you vote for Sam.



Oprah is wearing......looks like a minimal suit from the Harpo Collection.



And finally, Bono. Whoa, I was expecting Bono to be in better shape with all the touring and such. OK, well, Bono is sporting a handsome pair of tight black shorts with a faded tank top. The matching blue flip-flops and glasses complete the ensemble.



Now remember, please don't vote until after Part Two, the Pope Robe competition. So until then, Shaun oouuuuuttttt!!!!

posted by Shaun at 9:44 PM
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9 Comments:

Anonymous mrtl commented at 7:20 AM~  

Is there a confessional around here? I'm having really impure thoughts about Sam right now.

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 8:09 AM~  

Meow BONO!!!

Anonymous purplereignz commented at 8:13 AM~  

hehehehe, mrtl. For the right price, I can hook you up with better pictures of Sam!!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:22 AM~  

OMG..why is Bono FAT???
Nooooo......
Oprah looks hot though!

Blogger Susie commented at 8:30 AM~  

THAT'S Bono? Hey, I saw that guy in the 7-11 Saturday, buying pork rinds and Mountain Dew. I didn't know...I woulda gotten an autograph...

Blogger Cat commented at 8:55 AM~  

SOMEONE is messing with my Bono! I mean, what?! Samuel L. gets THAT body and you stick Bono's head on Bobcat Goldthwait?! FOUL! FOUL!

That being said, I am still disturbed by the Sam/Martha showdown. This is what I miss when I go on a nice, relaxing weekend mini-break? THIS?! REALLY?!

And, come ON, Jesus, whatever happened to raising the dead? I'm disappointed in you.

Blogger Lambsons commented at 11:29 AM~  

Hee. I just noticed the name of the diner Bobcat Bono is posing in front of. Nice.

Blogger Cat commented at 11:30 AM~  

Oops, Lambsons = my alter ego.

Me-OW!

Blogger butterstar commented at 10:45 AM~  

oh, Bono. How you've let yourself go.

Sam J is looking better and better...

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