Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Welcome back world!! We're coming live from the Vatican..It's been 25 years since our last show, and its good to be back. Tony Orlando wasn't available to host this time, so I'm proud to have the honor.
Our esteemed panel of judges, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Mother Teresa, and Jesus Christ are here, so give it up for them!!
The crowd has gathered, and everyone's praying for their favorites....the competition begins NOW.
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