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Tuesday, April 05, 2005


Welcome back world!! We're coming live from the Vatican..It's been 25 years since our last show, and its good to be back. Tony Orlando wasn't available to host this time, so I'm proud to have the honor.



First off, I'd like to pay my respects for our last winner, Karol Wojtyla, who rose from unknown Polish priest to win Pope Idol back in 1978. Rest in peace, Pope JP2.


Now, Catholics, buckle your seatbelts and grab your rosaries. It's time for Pope Idol 2005 (insert theme music).

We've changed the rules since our last show. Because of the College of Cardinals' steroid scandal recently, no longer will the Papal vacancy be filled through such formal actions. You, the viewing audience, will choose our next Catholic Crusader.

Piggybacking on the success of our network's 'other' show, we've brought your favorite contestants from Hollywood to Vatican City.

Our esteemed panel of judges, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Mother Teresa, and Jesus Christ are here, so give it up for them!!

The crowd has gathered, and everyone's praying for their favorites....the competition begins NOW.

Shaun ouuuuuuuut.

posted by Shaun at 1:28 PM
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8 Comments:

Anonymous mrtl commented at 4:04 PM~  

Shaun, you're a sick fuck, but this is hysterical.

I once saw Mother Theresa. She was touring and came to the base I lived on in Japan. She spoke at the high school auditorium.

So is Momma T (gotta give her a cool name) going to be all flirty with Jackman or Jesus?

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 5:55 PM~  

Just more proof that you are fucked up in the head..but funny as a mofo'

Blogger Susie commented at 5:59 PM~  

goodlord, you're funny. does kristine wear Depends? i think i would need them to hang out with you.

Blogger Wicked H commented at 5:49 AM~  

Demented? Maybe. But so much talent here.

Bravo!!!

Blogger Cat commented at 10:21 AM~  

Ohmahgawsh! BOPE!! I... can't... breathe!! You big stinker, I'm in cubicle land laughing hysterically, and my boss just walked by. I feel sure this will be going In My File. Damn. (But totally worth it!)

Aren't we due for an Irish pope? Yes? Cool. I'm backing Bono then, all the way. Rock on, Bono! Er, or should I say... Bonope?

Oh, and you are SO going to hell.

Blogger little sister commented at 10:48 AM~  

Hilarious! How do you think of this stuff?

Blogger Sissychong commented at 7:27 AM~  

Seriously histerical!!

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 5:39 AM~  

Pope Idol is BRILLIANT!!!!

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