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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

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This is the moment you've been waiting for.....me to stop this seemingly endless series of Pope Idol posts!! Thats right, the painfully monotonous competition is nearing its end. In just a moment, the choice will be yours, world. First, lets go to our judges for their final opinions.

Teresa, of the remaining six contestants, who do you think should be wearing the funny hat?

Oh, Shaun....really, it should be you up there. You sacrifice computer time to your Bestest Girlfriend for her blogging needs. You replace toilet paper when needed. And don't get me started on your grilled cheese sandwiches....

Teresa, sweetie.....thanks, but this thing realllllly needs to ends now. The Flickr account is filled with weird photos of Samuel Jackson and Martha Stewart instead of my own children!! Now, of the REMAINING SIX, who should win?

I love them all. At this stage, they are all winner's on God's eyes (Jesus rolls his eyes and runs his fingers through his hair in frustration). I love you all.

OK, whatever, Teresa. Rev. Jesse, can you make a solid decision?

Yo, Shaun. I thought you forgot about me, dawg. On the occasion I've had to consider the religious ramifications of each of our potential pontiffs, I've determined that a strong black man in the robe would unite the world. So my vote would be for Poprah. She started off shaky, but those boobs are tha bommmmmmmb, dude!!

Yeahhhh.......all righty. Jesus?

Shaun, I think these two are nuts. (Crowd boos and Teresa elbows Jesus in the arm) If I'm being honest with you, and I AM Jesus, none of these contestants are nearly as qualified as Pope JP Deuce, our last winner. When he won in '78, he finished strong with an amazing acapella version of Rapper's Delight. And THAT was after beating Ricardo Montalban in the dune buggy race and topping Cheryl Ladd in the roller-skating limbo contest. JP2 was a real Pope, and I'm not sure that these contestants measure up. (Crowd boos again). If I had to vote, I guess I'd have to go with Samuel L.

OK, world. You've seen the contestants. You've made your comments. Now, vote!! I believe you can only vote once per computer, so you'll have to be creative if you want to vote mulitple times. Feel free to comment along with your vote, if you'd like. I'll total the votes in the next couple of days and announce the winner. Then I'll get back to posting about regular boring stuff instead of made-up boring stuff. So vote, and remember these are NOT 800 numbers....they're actually not numbers at all.
Shaun ouuttttttttttttttt.


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Blogger dashababy commented at 9:37 PM~  

lol, too funny shaun.

Blogger augieboy commented at 11:50 PM~  

yo shaunieboy, if da fonz don't "win" (yaknowwhatimean), you'ze gonna end up sleepin' wit da fishes.

or she'll just make your life a living hell for eternity. choice is yours. have a nice day.

Blogger kimmyk commented at 4:05 AM~  

Oh dear @ Augieboy.

Anonymous LadyBug commented at 7:00 AM~  

Shaun, I just wanted to let you know how much I've enjoyed Pope Idol. Thanks for the giggles.

Blogger Shaun commented at 7:24 AM~  

awww, no problem ladybug. I had fun doing this.

Augieboy (gulp), I....understand (gulp).

Blogger Susie commented at 7:34 PM~  

First, I, too, would like to thank you for this. I do try to visit a lot of religiously oriented blogs. You know what's funny, none of the commenters on those other blogs are here. Don't they care who the next Pope is? I don't get it.

I cast my vote for Samuel L. It was a very tough choice, but come on, I had to follow Jesus!

Blogger Shaun commented at 8:31 PM~  

I know, Susie....its weird. You'd think all the good Catholics would want to come to my blog to have a say.

Blogger Cat commented at 7:19 AM~  

Huh. I notice Bono is behind in the polls... What's up with that? He's HAWK!

Bonope for-evah!

Blogger Cat commented at 7:28 AM~  

Incidentally, that should have been "He's HAWT!" However, having seen the dude dance during his live performances, up close and personal-like, "HAWK" is surprisingly apropos.

Vote Bonope!

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 8:00 AM~  

Dear Lord,
My mother is tied with Samuel L. Jackson.

She will be so proud!

Blogger Shaun commented at 8:46 AM~  

She IS the comeback kid!!!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:55 AM~  

Fonz is gonna fuck Samuel UP!

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 12:53 PM~  

She might be ahead right now, but we have this whole weekend!

Everyone needs to rally the troops and start telling other bloggers to get over here and vote!

omg...I just ate all the pringles.

Blogger Susie commented at 1:31 PM~  

Best comment so far:
"Fonz is gonna fuck Samuel UP!"
Heehee. You don't hear that every day.

Anonymous Tony Soprano commented at 3:21 PM~  

Yo, Shaun, this is the way its gonna go down here. The Fonz is gonna win, bada boom bada bing, end of story. I been waitin to get connected with the vatican for sometime now but that damn pansy ass John Paul, he werent no Italianio.
Now, since the Fonz also totally has the hots for me and so does her favorite daughter (not the flat chested one, Kathy, who probly just needs a little of uncle Tonys' hot meat injection, then she might change her tune, the little bitch) I think they are hot too and would like to give them a sample of some prima vera lovin'.
Anyway, you gonna do what I say or Im gonna send Pussy over to bash your head in while youre on the pot, well thats if Pussy is still alive ( I get my episodes mixed up) So there it is, consider yourself warned.

Blogger Amy commented at 3:58 PM~  

Crap! I got all excited to vote and forgot who "The Fonz" really was for a millisecond and voted for Blech! Bono!

Now the Fonzarelli will never know how deadly cool I think she is.

Or maybe she will.

Fonz. You. ROCK.

Blogger Cat commented at 5:56 PM~  

"Blech! Bono!"?
'Scuse much? I'm not kidding. Knife. Me. Cut You.
For some reason, I have the most disturbing images of Samuel L and Arthur Fonzarelli flitting though my mind, accompanied by the Happy Days theme song and the occasional, "Bom chickee wow wow." Bad image. Viiiiiirrrrry bad image...

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