Wednesday, April 20, 2005
This is the moment you've been waiting for.....me to stop this seemingly endless series of Pope Idol posts!! Thats right, the painfully monotonous competition is nearing its end. In just a moment, the choice will be yours, world. First, lets go to our judges for their final opinions.
Teresa, of the remaining six contestants, who do you think should be wearing the funny hat?
Oh, Shaun....really, it should be you up there. You sacrifice computer time to your Bestest Girlfriend for her blogging needs. You replace toilet paper when needed. And don't get me started on your grilled cheese sandwiches....
Teresa, sweetie.....thanks, but this thing realllllly needs to ends now. The Flickr account is filled with weird photos of Samuel Jackson and Martha Stewart instead of my own children!! Now, of the REMAINING SIX, who should win?
I love them all. At this stage, they are all winner's on God's eyes (Jesus rolls his eyes and runs his fingers through his hair in frustration). I love you all.
OK, whatever, Teresa. Rev. Jesse, can you make a solid decision?
Yo, Shaun. I thought you forgot about me, dawg. On the occasion I've had to consider the religious ramifications of each of our potential pontiffs, I've determined that a strong black man in the robe would unite the world. So my vote would be for Poprah. She started off shaky, but those boobs are tha bommmmmmmb, dude!!
Yeahhhh.......all righty. Jesus?
Shaun, I think these two are nuts. (Crowd boos and Teresa elbows Jesus in the arm) If I'm being honest with you, and I AM Jesus, none of these contestants are nearly as qualified as Pope JP Deuce, our last winner. When he won in '78, he finished strong with an amazing acapella version of Rapper's Delight. And THAT was after beating Ricardo Montalban in the dune buggy race and topping Cheryl Ladd in the roller-skating limbo contest. JP2 was a real Pope, and I'm not sure that these contestants measure up. (Crowd boos again). If I had to vote, I guess I'd have to go with Samuel L.
OK, world. You've seen the contestants. You've made your comments. Now, vote!! I believe you can only vote once per computer, so you'll have to be creative if you want to vote mulitple times. Feel free to comment along with your vote, if you'd like. I'll total the votes in the next couple of days and announce the winner. Then I'll get back to posting about regular boring stuff instead of made-up boring stuff. So vote, and remember these are NOT 800 numbers....they're actually not numbers at all.
posted by Shaun at 9:09 PM
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