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Tuesday, April 12, 2005


OK, folks. Rev. Jesse likes to keep his competition simple almost as much as he loves a big ol' ass. So in a biblical battle of bootay, its J-Lo vs. Homer. Biggest butt stays.

J-Lo looks awfully confident, and who can blame her with that trademark caboose. But Homer's old school, with decades of Duff Beer and jelly donuts on his resume (and shirt....d'oh!!).



The butts are in position, and Jesse measures......and, whooooooa!!! Its not even close! Homer's gigantic bumper has dropped J-Lo's ass quicker than she dropped Ben Affleck's!!

Amazing!! And just like that, J-Lo is gone. There she goes now....slowwwwly walking away......almost gone....jusssst about out of the room....oh, sorry.

Homer, great job!! That big butt of yours is getting to the next round!!

Until next time.....

Shaun outttttttttt

posted by Shaun at 11:29 PM
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9 Comments:

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 11:35 PM~  

Are you sure? I DEMAND a recount!

NO WAY is Homer's ass bigger than J-LO's!

Not possible.

*STOMPING FOOT*

RECOUNT!!

Blogger KC commented at 7:00 AM~  

Homer's ass is bigger because he knows that "MMMMMMMMM. Syrup is better than jelly"

Blogger Cat commented at 7:02 AM~  

Oh, poor, poor J-Lo. So sad.

Hey. Where's her farewell video? SHAUN!! Stop hogging the video!

Blogger kimmyk commented at 9:20 AM~  

*singing*

I like big butts and I can not lie...

I'm tired of seeing J-Lo worse yet, I'm tired of seeing her husband with her everywhere she goes. If she was to win Pope Idol-Marc Anthony woulda came in and taken shit over.

DOH!

Blogger Shaun commented at 10:14 AM~  

good point kimmy!

The fact that I can only have so many pictures of J-Lo's ass on our computer before Kristine starts throwing blunt objects at me may or may not have also influenced the judging.

D'oh!!!!

Blogger Susie commented at 12:59 PM~  

Pope Homer? It would take some getting used to. But his niece, Jessica Simpson could perform at Vatican concerts. Two celebrities in the Vatican for the price of one. It's a good thing. (Sorry, Martha.)

Blogger dashababy commented at 7:42 PM~  

Tell me when the Fonz comes back. im boycotting this totally rigged fake contest until then!!!

Blogger Cat commented at 4:02 AM~  

Wait. Jessica Simpson is Homer's niece? D'oh! (D'oh?) She's a cartoon!
Oh. WOW.
Things are so much CLEARER now...

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 3:50 PM~  

Quit waiting for more comments! JUST POST WILL YA!?

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