Thursday, April 14, 2005
Mother T has selected Jacko and Oprah for the next elimination. The contest is a simple one, a simple staring contest. They will make eye contact, and the first to break eye contact loses. They must remain seated, other than that, there are no rules. They can do or say anything to break the other's concentration.
Oprah fights off a 'black woman head spin', then smiles an evil smile and....
3:40: "Michael, Macaulay and Webster are french kissing behind you. They're looking for you, Michael"
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