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Wednesday, April 06, 2005


Ladies and gentlemen....after thousands have tried out, we've narrowed our search for the next Pope down to the Final 10. Five men, Five women.

Bloggers, here are YOUR men:

Bono!!!

EJ!!!

Jacko!!!

Homer!!!

Samuel L !!!

Judges, any comments on the male finalists?


Rev. Jesse: Yo, yo, yo my promising pontificators of prose. Dudes, you enlightened me with your righteous and religious rhetoric. It was da bommmmmmb!!

Mother Teresa: I love you all. I'm big fan of you young men. Peace and love fill my heart when I see you.

Jesus (looking crazily at Teresa): Ummm, what? If I'm being honest with you, I don't know what you men are doing here. None of you are religious at all, and one of you is a cartoon character. I'd say the world is in trouble.

Wellllll.....(rolling my eyes)Ok, Mr. Almighty, we'll see if the audience agrees with you soon enough.

No voting yet, please. Tomorrow, the women will be announced and the competetion will begin!!

Shaun ouuuuuttttttt.

posted by Shaun at 10:43 PM
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12 Comments:

Blogger augieboy commented at 11:28 PM~  

can't wait to see who the women are. let's see, might that include the "church lady", hmmmm?
(even though it's really a man)
now THAT would be some good idol fodder !

Blogger Cat commented at 3:41 AM~  

Oh my gosh. Are you interested in a career in writing, 'cuz DAMN! You are wicked funny! Jesus is the Simon of the group! Nice. He'll keep it real. He'll represent.

Um, women? Let's see... I know Madonna's in there. And Poprah Oprah, of course. Ooooh! Ellen! Ellen! We gotta have her! She can dance during mass and really shake up the joint! Start a new tradition! Oh yes. Ellen. Oh yes.

Blogger kimmyk commented at 5:03 AM~  

I can't even believe ya rolled yer eyes at The Almighty. And oh my word, if ya let Mother Teresa roll up all over The Almighty like Pauler does on Simon-that might cost ya a few hail mary's.
I'm rootin for Samuel-he's a bad motherf**ker-
He'll cutcha.

Blogger kimmyk commented at 5:30 AM~  

P.S.
I think ya need to have Tammy Faye in there representin for the ladies.

WILD CARD: Mel Gibson.
He's a passionate man, he'll do nicely when Sam kicks EJ's ass after taking "Saturday Nights Alright For Fighting" a wee bit too far at Moe's with Homer.

Blogger little sister commented at 6:43 AM~  

I didn't even /think/ of Samuel L! A jedi master for pope . . . cool cool.

Anonymous mrtl commented at 7:41 AM~  

How about Paris Hilton? Her slogan could be, "Don't go to hell. It's hot."

Blogger Mrs.Strizzay commented at 7:44 AM~  

I can't wait. I hope the woman with the 4 foot thick shoe is in contention.

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 7:58 AM~  

OMG...you guys are killing me here!!

mrtl - You're wicked funny!

Blogger Shaun commented at 8:17 AM~  

hehehehe.....funny stuff. Good, glad the male contestants are worthy.

The female contestants are set, will be released tonight. Should definitely generate some debate!!

And yes, I'm thinking some "Hail Mary's" might be needed. If any of you have any extra, send them my way!!

Anonymous mrtl commented at 2:18 PM~  

Could we go beastial up in this bitch? I'd love to see Mows, Winnie the Pooh, Fritz the Cat, Connie the Cow and Thumper.

And Shaun, don't say you can't do that - you made Pope Idol, so you can do whatever you want. Kristine, twist his arm, please.

Blogger Shaun commented at 2:31 PM~  

Winnie The Pope?

naaaaaa......that would just be SILLY. How dare you make a mockery of Pope Idol!! The nerve of some people...sacreligious.

Blogger Susie commented at 8:18 PM~  

C'mon, where are the grrrrlz? The suspense is killin' me. I could see Pope Ellen. Po Pellen. mrtl: Don't go to hell, it's hot. heeheehee.

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