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Sunday, March 13, 2005

Lekfullet Veckoslut!! (Good Weekend!)


(In my best bad Swedish accent)

Yaaaaa,
Ve had a great weekend. Our trip to da Bay Area was awesome. Kristine will blog about San Francisco, I'll stick to da trip to da IKEA store.

Once inside, ve had our usual fun shopping. A very nice employee, ve'll call him Sven, informed us dat each IKEA product vas actually named for someding....a voman's name, a lake, etc, but dey all had meaning, ya. Of course, dat meant I now had to read all da damn names in addition to looking at everyding!! Ve laughed at da tag for the Tea Kettles dat read : "It Whistles When The Water Boils!"....Ve kept saying dis ova and ova in our best Svedish accests....It Vhistles Ven da Vata Boils!!....of course, we're odd.

Since none of you got to enjoy de fun vith us, I'm posting a little quiz for you. De following are twenty names. Dey are either IKEA products(I) or porn stars(P).

No fair cheating. Reply with your guesses(numbers followed by I's or P's) and I'll post da answers tomorrow.


1. Nautica Thorn
2. Inari Vachs
3. Jana Cova
4. Energi Rock
5. Mika Tan
6. Sabina Slinga
7. Eva Henger
8. Ellen Sno
9. Dralla
10. Blanda Matt
11. Tassa Svans
12. Alvine Bi
13. Lezley Zen
14. Fejka
15. Minka
16. Jutta Smal
17. Anno Felicia
18. Malezia
19. Anekee
20. Katja Kean

jag hoppas att du lyckas!!! (good luck)

posted by Shaun at 4:53 PM
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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 5:25 PM~  

Wonder if theres a Swedish blog making fun of Wal-Mart right now?

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 7:18 AM~  

they actually something with the name fartfull...i think it was a desk, but the only thing i remember is the name!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 9:00 AM~  

I seriously don't know who any of those people are. Sorry Shaun!

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 10:26 AM~  

Stephanie, your just supposed to guess. Here's my guesses. If I win, do I get to choose from an Ikea gift certificate or a porn star?

1. Nautica Thorn (I)
2. Inari Vachs (I)
3. Jana Cova (P)
4. Energi Rock (P)
5. Mika Tan (I)
6. Sabina Slinga (P)
7. Eva Henger (I)
8. Ellen Sno (P)
9. Dralla (I)
10. Blanda Matt (I)
11. Tassa Svans (I)
12. Alvine Bi (P)
13. Lezley Zen (P)
14. Fejka (P)
15. Minka (I)
16. Jutta Smal (I)
17. Anno Felicia (P)
18. Malezia (I)
19. Anekee (I)
20. Katja Kean (P)

Blogger Sissychong commented at 11:36 AM~  

I'm thinking they could ALL be porn stars, that you can rent out at Ikea?!

Blogger Shaun commented at 12:39 PM~  

Actually, 10 of them are actual IKEA products, 10 are adult film stars

Blogger kimmyk commented at 2:15 PM~  

1=I
2=P
3=P
4=P
5=I
6=I
7=P
8=I
9=P
10=I
11=P
12=I
13=I
14=P
15=I
16=P
17=I
18=P
19=P
20=I

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 6:46 PM~  

Damn, I am a tardo. I can guess ALL day long!

1. Nautica Thorn (p)
2. Inari Vachs (i)
3. Jana Cova (p)
4. Energi Rock (p)
5. Mika Tan (p)
6. Sabina Slinga (p)
7. Eva Henger (i)
8. Ellen Sno (p)
9. Dralla (i)
10. Blanda Matt (i)
11. Tassa Svans (p)
12. Alvine Bi (i)
13. Lezley Zen (i)
14. Fejka (p)
15. Minka(p)
16. Jutta Smal (p)
17. Anno Felicia (i)
18. Malezia (i)
19. Anekee (i)
20. Katja Kean (i)

Blogger Shaun commented at 11:34 PM~  

Thanks for playing.....Porn Stars names in pink (pun intended), IKEA products in yellow.

Blogger augieboy commented at 11:44 PM~  

2,3,5,13 & 20 are pornstars fer sure. how the hell could i miss the other half ?!!

actually i'm ashamed i know, and ain't brave or stoopid enough to do an internet search to try & find the others. guaranteed xxx pop-up purgatory.

(i....uh....musta heard their names on the howard stern show, or seen their names on magazine covers, as i innocently purchased smokes at the local liquor store....yea-that's my story and i'm stickin' to it)

Blogger Mrs.Strizzay commented at 9:38 AM~  

1. Nautica Thorn ~p
2. Inari Vachs ~i
3. Jana Cova ~i
4. Energi Rock ~1
5. Mika Tan ~1
6. Sabina Slinga ~p
7. Eva Henger ~p
8. Ellen Sno ~i
9. Dralla ~i
10. Blanda Matt ~i
11. Tassa Svans ~p
12. Alvine Bi ~p
13. Lezley Zen ~p
14. Fejka ~i
15. Minka ~p
16. Jutta Smal ~i
17. Anno Felicia ~i
18. Malezia ~p
19. Anekee ~i
20. Katja Kean ~p

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 6:48 AM~  

Ok..so you can tell I seriously have never watched a PORN movie. I sucked at that one.

Blogger dashababy commented at 7:20 AM~  

hey,,, how come i cant comment on your new post? it says url not found. Url is missing.
i'll just post my comment here then.
You look like such a nice normal boy. Wow. Cute, too. So, how did you acheive that particular color? Sun-in??
Please update your blog. Everytime I check it,, I get that damn song stuck in my head. That song is tough to get rid of too...
and when did you learn so much about swedish porn???? You might be in trouble. Good thing Kev only got a few right.

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