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Sunday, March 06, 2005


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Because everyone isn't fortunate enough to visit Denio's Flea Market in Roseville, CA, I decided to bring some of their finer products to you via this blog.

From the electronics section (as marked on the pavement by the spray paint), Denio's presents the Daffy Duck Hair dryer. Available for ridiculouthsly low prithes!

daffy duck


Tired of washing socks? Denio's is for you. This is the only retail outlet that actually sells athletic socks by the cord (delivery available)

socks

Like your officially sanctioned NASCAR pocket knife but unhappy about its portability? Again, Denio's to the rescue. These bad boys are a good foot long. Need to split a MGD, now you don't even need to open the can first.

nascar knives

From the extinct animal sculture department, Denios' stable of artists are proud to offer the 'hybrid'. This beautiful sculpture offers the grace of the deer and the work ethic of the donkey(opposite of most of my employees).

hybrid


and of course, Denio's is known for its universally respected religious collection. For all of you with John 3:16 signs, enjoy the Bethlehem Mangers' throwback home jersey. Made entires of fine mesh, you don't have to be a wise man to recognize this bargain.

"Jesus saves....in to Moses for the dunk"

mary tank

Fans of the Team will also enjoy the commemorative framed photos of your favorite player (including rare Pope before 'Air Pope John Pauls' became all the rage)

religion

And last, but not least for your fun and holy tailgate parties, be sure to check out the fuzzy blanket immaculate collection. Not sure where Betty Boop falls in line, think its a Mormon thing.

betty and mary


....more Denios action in the coming days.

posted by Shaun at 8:09 PM
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4 Comments:

Blogger Amanda B. commented at 9:15 PM~  

Wow. I see several items there I can not live without.

You're kid is very funny with the finger nail polish. Mischievious, eh? :)

Blogger Shaun commented at 10:27 PM~  

hehehe, mischeivous, amanda?? She twipped!! It was an accident!! Didn't you read the report!? ;)

These items will be online once the flea market gets enough of its Commodore 64 components together and learns how to connect it to their one phone booth (does rotary dial work on dial up, Kristine?)

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:54 AM~  

Holy shit. Can you get me one of those hair dryers? hahaha.
That is hilarious!!!!!!

Blogger Grunge commented at 4:20 PM~  

HAHA! i was at denios today. i like the 10 dollah 5 tshirt guys.

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