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Wednesday, March 09, 2005


Finally.....the moment that you've all been waiting for, your Flea Market Idol. After searching through literally tens of flea markets across the country for the hottest talent, and after your blog votes have been tabulated, the time has come.

In the last post, we'd shown you our top 13. Now, in no particular order, we give you the top three.......right after this.

(annoying commercial break while the nervous contestants chain smoke and free-base black tar heroine)

And our top three finalists..........



Effie Underwood (crowd woof-woofs as FU front leans her way onstage)



Shelli "Marlboro Red" McKay (stomps out her cigarette and sets down her icee and walks onstage)


(unknown) (slides his giant sword into its sheath and gangsta-strolls on stage, geving Effie a fist pound)



America, these are your three finalists. Before we announce the winner, lets go to our judges for their opinions.........




Randy?

"Yo dogs, what is UPPPPP? You know what man, ya'll did yo thangs up there. You were each a bit pitchy at times, but you were aight."

Paula?

"(tears in her eyes as she stands up and gives a standing ovation) I'm so pround of all three of you. You are all winners in my book. I would be proud to be with any of you at any flea market!!"

Uh-oh, Simon's got that look....Simon?

"Shaun, whaaaat are you wearing? Frankly, I don't know how you haven't gotten stabbed by one of those large NASCAR knives for looking sooooo gay."

Simon, about the final three?

"If I'm being honest with you, I could find better talent in any flea market or swap meet anywhere. They're just not thaaaat good. Sorry."

(unknown slowly slides the sword....)


OK, the votes have been counted, and I've ran this post into the ground, so without further delay, your Flea Market Idol is........




















"Marlboro Red"!!!!!!!!!!!!




The snack bar crowd goes crazy and everyone raises their beers and nachos!!!

Shelli, you ARE the Flea Market Idol!!! Shelli, please honor us in singing your soon-to-be-released single "Tracks Of My Arms"!!!!


America, thanks for watching, see you next post.



Shaun, ouuuuutttttttttttttt!!!!!

posted by Shaun at 10:54 PM
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10 Comments:

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Shaun!!!!! I have no words right now.
Wow!

Blogger dashababy commented at 6:25 AM~  

Ok, I was finally able to look at it straight on and I realize she has sunglasses on. from far away, it looked like mascara to me in her previous photo. Not so scary with sunglasses.

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