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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

e-robe


e-robe, originally uploaded by slowchildrenatplay.

Superman: Kryptonite
Kristine: E-Robe

This pink, fuzzy robe of the devil makes my girlfriend do things. Weird things. I've traced her strange ways back to this Christmas present from my parents.

According to my mom, when Sears ran out of their Craftsman Bob Vila plaid robes, she decided to buy a robe for my honey off satanicdemonpossessedfuzzythings.com. Hey, you can't beat the prices.

Now, e-robe as I call it, is truly a sweet fuzzy robe....until Internet Explorer is opened within five feet of it. The screen is her messiah at that point. Bunnies on unicycles could ride around the kitchen floor, and she would just do the fake head turn that allows her eyes and attention to stick to the screen while she pretends to be paying attention (I get this one often) to anything without a cursor.

This fluffy garment of hell must be stopped. I'll try it on, then maybe I can break the curse of.....

heyyyyyyyy, sofffffft. the glow of the screen is glorious blogging is good hear smoke alarm and sirens but can't leave pinnnk fuzzzzzzzzy

posted by Shaun at 11:53 PM
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5 Comments:

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 8:01 AM~  

Are you picking on me? You're picking on me!

Don't knock the pink robe. It's the cozziest thing in the whole world.

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 8:02 AM~  

Are you picking on me? You're picking on me!

Don't knock the pink robe. It's the cozziest thing in the whole world.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:44 AM~  

Ok..she has the robe and the camera. And tell me again WHY you are still around?
hahaha

Blogger Shaun commented at 7:32 PM~  

See? Kristine commented once and then her robe commented afterward

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 6:20 AM~  

Oops..sorry about that. That was Kristine's INNER ROBE and CAMERA talking.

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