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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

DAMN


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Its the night before St.Patricks Day AND the NCAA Mens College Basketball Tournament....and I'm blogging about my high school hair. Pathetic. But Bad Hair Thursday demnds it.

Its 1987, and everyone is walking like an Egyptian and Wang Chung-ing through this latter part of the 80's. Debbie Gibson and Tiffany were Britney and Christina. High hair is in, and my hair was no exception. Starting in the Mountain Time Zone, my hair increases altitude, clearing the cranial region. After a cruising altitude of 5'11", it begins the rapid descent towards my right temple and Northern California. It finishes nicely with a soft, feathery plateu above ear level. The golden glow of my Sun-In'd mane, in contrast to the shorter, darker, and "gelled for no reason" shorter hair on the sides and back, completed the look.

Thank God my parents forced me to wear a generic suit on picture day or I'd be explaining the paisley Generra shirt, the rolled pants legs, or the bolo tie. Really, it was that bad. Funny to think that the freaks with the shaved heads look the most fashion conscious now.

So unless VH1's "This is the 80's" series hits volume 17, this is probably your only shot to see the 'do. Also a rare shot of my Cindy Crawford mole that was removed sometime during that school year.

Geez, I can't stop looking at those amber waves of vain. I'm going to go work on my college basketball selections, try to block it out.

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight......now its stuck in your head too.

posted by Shaun at 11:10 PM
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