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Sunday, March 06, 2005


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Date: March 5, 2005 Time: 1930
Victim reports excessive bleeding from left earlobe. Victim has had ears pierced for less than a week, discovered injury during routine cleaning. Injury appears to be "vewy sewious".



After attempting to stop the bleeding, CSI agent Shaun has discovered that the ear has apparently stopped bleeding, and now has actually hardened on the earlobe in a nail poilsh-like manner. The fact that the only way to remove the 'blood' was with nail polish remover added to the mystery. We closed off the crime scene to investigate.....

the bathroom where the crime took place:


looking a little closer......


Victim Statement: "I Twipped. I was in the bathwoom. I twipped ovew a bwush in the floow. I think I might have hit it on something."

When asked about the possibility that unauthorized nail polish might have been involved, victim adamantly denied any knowledge of said nail polish "unless it was thewe when I twipped"

Since no other witnesses came forward, CSI agents Shaun and Kristine determined that the victim would be allowed to slide since the situation was funny, even though the nail polish on the earlobe, in the handprint on the wall next to the medicine cabinet, and in the medicine cabinet all match perfectly, according to the lab.


posted by Shaun at 7:14 PM
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5 Comments:

Blogger dashababy commented at 7:36 PM~  

she is so much like kristine its sick. good luck with that. hehehe.
"vewy cuwte.

Blogger Sissychong commented at 12:34 PM~  

HA! That was hilarious, thilly wabbit!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 6:12 PM~  

Damn kids will give you a heart attack. Jeez. It does look like blood. I would have been calling the ambulance like a dummy.

Blogger Jessica Hart commented at 10:19 AM~  

Adorable piece! It made me smile. I can relate, my kids have done things similar to this many times.

Thanks for stopping by my blog.

Anonymous Lisa commented at 9:52 PM~  

I laugh harder every time I read this!

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