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Monday, February 28, 2005

Next Blogs


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OK, so I was curious as to the content of other blogs, thought I'd share my findings by listing the types of blogs I found. Clicking "next blog" allowed me a random sampling of the rest of the blog-world. Without spending too much time in them, I've offered a brief synopsis/review of the first 10 next-blogs.

The journey begins with SlowChildrenAtPlay, a clever and witty view on....oh wait, should start with one that isn't mine.

Next blog #1: A guy named frago, written in Italian. Picture of his feet on his profile pic, so Italian foot fetish blogs are the next big thing.

Next blog #2: Holistic Dog Health blog. Are you effing kidding me? Dogs will lick themselves and eat shit and grass, yet treating canines with 'modern' medicines is troublesome?

Next blog #3: First nerdy one of the group. A guy in Washington whose posts are about Bill Gates, his sleep doctor, The Matrix, and Korean Broadband (thought it might be Asian chick group, turned out to be about internet access).

Next blog #4: First LAME sales site. Low mortgage rates. AND orange font. Thinking they might not be doing too well business-wise.

Next Blog #5: Ahhh, the 'intellectual' blog. I was wondering how long it would take before I got to one of these pretentious ass-blogs. The rambling essay on why the internet is dumbing down America. Never mind that without the internet, you'd be scratching your thoughts into the tile of a Chevron restroom wall.

Next Blog #6: Awwwww....the religious blog. I'm pretty much running the gamut of these things. Clouds and angels abound, but two poems and three prayers into it, I fell asleep. An Asian girl band would have added to this blog, in my opinion.

Next blog #7: WHOA.....Iranian vagina blog. Can't honestly say I saw that one coming. Seriously. This one has thrown me off, but I swear its there! Now I know why these women are usually covered from head to toe. Yikes.

Next blog #8:teenage girl blog. All complaints about her friends who aren't friends with her because she's friends with her friends' other friends. I don't know, maybe I'd have understood it better it every other sentence hadspacesbetweenthewords or wAsN't wRiTTen liKe sOme fUckinG oNLine rAnsOm nOtE. Thats why you don't have friends, Beth.

Next blog #9: Australian housewife's blog about herself. Features such hard-hitting topics and drawer knobs and her to-do list(apparently potholes in Australia are frustrating)

Last blog #10: hmmm, was hoping to end with a good one. Just ends up being a travel blog about a Middle Eastern girl skiing in Canada. Blog includes such legendary photo shots as "snow outside as seen through passenger window and side mirror" and "picture of sky when its snowing(aka blank white photo". L-A-M-E. Get caught in an avalanche, or catch Sumar peeing in the snow. You with mittens just isn't cutting it.

So, aside from another 10-20 sales blogs, test blogs, foreign blogs that were omitted, this was the random sampling.

So I don't leave you totally un-entertained, I found a hilarious blog at drunkuncle.blogger.com. Really funny white-trash blog, if you're bored.

posted by Shaun at 5:45 PM
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1 Comments:

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 10:05 AM~  

Very funny comment on Shenuts.com !!!

I went to comment and I saw your name on the form! I thought, "What is he doing reading MY shenuts....then I remembered, this is the internet, you do have that right. :)

STAY AWAY FROM DOOCE! that is where I write mean things about you!

Just kidding. sort of.

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