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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Sophomore Slump


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Captain's Blog:
Day 2, and now I have even less than the nothing I had a mere 24 hours ago. Between work, kids, and the NBA on TNT, there wasn't much eventful blog material other than taking a stray bouncy ball off the forehead. I wonder if people purposely do or say weird things throughout their days just to have blog fodder (that sounds like a communicable disease).

One odd thing that I'm continually monitoring is the small, half-inch circle of skin on my right cheek, just outside of the goatee border, that will NOT grow hair. Its weird, like a small facial crop circle. Bad enough the aliens are ruining fertile farmland, but my right cheek? They've gone too far. Nasal probing can't far behind.

Tonight's post sucked, sorry. It was like the one lame show every 80's/90's sitcom felt compelled to mix into its otherwise comedy-filled season. And now stay tuned for a very special "Blossom".........

posted by Shaun at 11:02 PM
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