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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

The First Post

I might have a touch of mental deficiency. I plan on posting only weird, meaningless crap here. There will be inside jokes that nobody else gets. There will be quotes from movies that no one else knows. There might be a hint of dsylxeia. I very well could make up statistics to support my view on things(actually 47.3% of my statistics are made up on the spot). Don't expect deep insight or thought provoking comments on today's biggest issues. Very few things will be wrapped up in a nice little bow. I'll start writing about one thing and end up when I was five I fell down the escalator at Sears. I type slowly, and most of the bigger events in my life are covered in my psychiatrist's blog, so you get this- the doggy bag of random things that have jusssssst enough interest to not throw away. God, I feel like Doogie Howser right now....So Vinnie and I became "special" friends and I saved a girl from a snake bite today. Good night.


posted by Shaun at 6:15 PM
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2 Comments:

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 3:59 PM~  

I love you Doogie!

Blogger dashababy commented at 10:05 AM~  

you fell down the escalator at Sears!!!!???

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