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Monday, January 24, 2005

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24, originally uploaded by slowchildrenatplay.

Kiefer Sutherland is a wuss. Give the guy 24 hours and he can disable bombs, stop assassination attempts, save the country from terrorists....all without bathroom trips or meals. Impressive enough, but can he stop his girlfriend from hitting the snooze bar 17 times every morning? Can he survive 8 1/2 hours in a State office without killing someone? Can he shop and make a meal for two adults and five kids for $20 (including cigarettes....these kids have GOT to quit soon)? Can he do all of this, and still have enough time after baths, homework, and laundry to spend more than 3.1 seconds with the girlfriend (practicing her snooze bar karate chop as we speak)?

Didn't think so. Wuss.

posted by Shaun at 11:24 PM
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1 Comments:

Blogger dashababy commented at 6:18 PM~  

you truly are a superhero and funny too. a winning combo everytime. your like superman with a stand up routine and a great source of material to draw from. loved the pic of shea. that was hysterical, especially cuz i know her, she is just like her mom. CRAZY, i tell you. Run,,,Run FAST!!!!
just kidding :P

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